Sunday, July 5, 2009

Time for a change.

Pulled an all-nighter last night. Man I'm I beat!
I was thinking on the way home, I really need to stop eating large hefty people. Don't get me wrong, the sweet tinder marbled meat is to die for, and they are soooooo easy to catch, but you are what you eat after all.
Last night I was beating this closet door down with Bob (don't get me started!) and I just got winded. I could hardly breath. Of course Bob gave me crap. That ghoul can be a real tool sometimes.
So that's it! It is time to start eating more lean. Sure, the meat can be tough sometimes, but I will be healthier in the long run.
I'm way to out of shape to start eating runners right now (maybe if they tripped or something), I guess I should start trying to eat hikers or something first....at least you can hide behind a tree.
Well, time to get some rest.

Saturday, July 4, 2009

headache

I woke up this morning with a headache. I thought my blood sugar may be low, so I got out of bed to find somebody to eat.
When I was shuffling down the street I ran into Bob. He was bragging about some guy he ate today. Some sign holder guy.....you know "the worlds coming to an end, blah blah blah". Jesus Christ!, it's not like they run or anything. They just stand there and prey. God that guy gets on my nerves!
"I came from a marble tomb, I have the biggest gun shot wound, I have the loudest moan".
Each and every time I see him I have to hear that crap! I guess I will hang out with him tonight though.......
He said he knows of somebody locked in a closet down the street. I need to make new friend.